Funny how equestrians are seen as prissy and pretentious when we literally shovel horse crap and ride animals that fart whenever they damn please.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am